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BODY ONCE TOLD ME
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16, New York
No, not the city. I live upstate so there's nothing entertaining here except the local Walmart
Maybe someday you'll understand my sense of humor
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BODY ONCE TOLD ME
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North Korea is like that kid in preschool who thinks he’s the shit for having the 16 pack of crayons when the U.S. actually has the 128 pack with the sharpener
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Wow, that case must be JAM-packed.
It’d butter be
looks like shes bready to go
my flight had better be rye-t on time
i’d hate for her to be forced to wheat
I bet that costs a lot of dough.
that case is toastally awesome
That case must be handy when you’re crumbing and going.
i really knead that bag
That suitcase looks like bread.
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Today this guy at my school shaved his head and raised $250 for it and everyone presumed it was for charity but really he was just paying off a $200 fine for drinking alcohol in public
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