snap

i bought a somewhat dodgy version of the 40 year old virgin earlier

i just put it on and

wait

shrek is that you

shrek what are you doing here

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every teacher before they draw on the board: im not an artist

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oaf-whisperer:

when butter is too hard to spread

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slavenewworld:

Yesterday was my birthday. My nephew picked out the party theme. He calls me princess. He also got me a my little pony doll.

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shitaki-just-got-real:

phausis:

i went to the mall and they had those huge remote controlled plush animals you can ride and these two 30-something dudes were incredibly into it. war can change a man

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sodamnrelatable:

a moment of silence for all the people whose faces are used as reaction pictures in text posts and they have no idea

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korvia:

reblog if u want a thigh gap like this <3

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